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> Xmas Single Length: A Very Merry Bluntmas, 9 December
Martinj
post Oct 29 2017, 07:25 PM
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A Very Merry Bluntmas

It’s the morning after the night before. Everyone’s feeling pretty ropey after the Blunt Club’s annual staff party. You can’t really remember what happened or what you might have said (or done) to who - but you know you got very, very drunk. Even worse, no-one seems to know what happened to the Bluntmas presents Father Bluntmas was supposed to be giving out. Even worse, you’re still in last night’s fancy dress “Villains of Primus”.

For this year’s traditional Christmas single length, you’ll be playing Blunt Club staff members embarking on a guild special to retrieve the lost Bluntmas presents! As always, this will be a slightly tongue in cheek dungeon with a prompt finish so we can all get to the pub. You’ll start at 8th level, must be in the Blunt Club and there will be a prize for best (funniest?) fancy dress...

As the Blunt Club is well known for it’s Dwarf Budokas, it will be possible to start a Dwarf Budoka in exchange for a £10 contribution to the Caves Development Fund.

Martin

PS: I also need crew!
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Martinj
post Dec 5 2017, 06:53 PM
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We have a full party and full crew!

It’s only a few days away, so probably best to confirm some of the practical details:

Start time: 10:30am prompt - please be fed, in kit and ready to go...if you’re running late, please see me before coming in IC
End time: 2:30pm roughly - I’m keen not to overrun, as there’s a pub to get to

Non-standards:

I’ll need to update these properly, but so you can have a hint of what’s to come I’ll just give you the names for now (more to come)...

Cheat Innate (familiar to those who have been to DeathTrap Dungeon)
Paid In Cash
Flurry of Papercuts

There’s another one that you may or may not find out about on the day!

Don’t forget your IC fancy dress...
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post Dec 8 2017, 06:50 PM
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If people have time, can you let me know what your character’s job in the Blunt Club is? Dwarf budoka are generally bouncers...
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Mart07
post Dec 8 2017, 06:57 PM
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Skalde - grill chef in the kitchen. Well done meat at least...maybe more.

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Ryan
post Dec 8 2017, 07:06 PM
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post Dec 8 2017, 07:19 PM
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Longbrows - Fugu/Teppanyaki Chef


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post Dec 8 2017, 07:27 PM
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Hoober - Club Promotor/New Venue Finder
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post Dec 8 2017, 08:31 PM
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I'm the guy who runs the pub quiz on a weekly basis. It's normally on Wednesdays.
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post Dec 8 2017, 09:18 PM
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Pete Gardener - Bouncer, I regularly insult all of the patrons
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post Dec 8 2017, 09:34 PM
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Cildan
post Dec 9 2017, 09:22 PM
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I would like to thank Martin, the horde of monsters for a fun filled dungeon.

Stuart aka Revan the Cloakroom attendant.


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I will give you some free advice, though.”
“Will it cost me anything?”
“What? I just said it was free!” said Miss Tick.
“Yes, but my father said that free advice often turns out to be expensive,” said Tiffany.
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post Dec 10 2017, 08:40 AM
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Echoing Stuart's thanks. Very funny and well thought out dungeon!

Great monsters and amusing party!

Highlights -

Spirits of booze
Mass party killing accident
12 DAC

Good fun!

Hope everyone survived the Crimbo drinks!

Alan

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post Dec 11 2017, 11:41 AM
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I also wanted to say a massive thank you to Martin + crew + players for an awesome time!
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post Dec 11 2017, 11:51 AM
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Thanks from me, great start to the festivities!!
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post Dec 11 2017, 10:07 PM
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Thanks from me!

Had a fun filled time!
How did the drinks go? I've heard some rumours !
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