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Onasuma
post Jan 30 2016, 10:08 PM
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So... Ive got this druid who has the bee talisman and very clearly needs more ridiculous bee themed abilities. Obviously Ive already got a bee-turner, but I need far more puns to fill up the bottoms of points app sheets with sensible abilities on them.

Giles has already offered Bee-Arthur as a Golden (girls) Golem which I think might be hard to beat, but I do challenge you to beat it.

(I guess Id also accept offers of sensible bee themed abilities, but Im not sure they're as much fun...)

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Fionamullin
post Jan 30 2016, 10:28 PM
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All of the awful puns created by the beeple from the Whitehaven dungeon ������


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post Jan 30 2016, 10:30 PM
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Bee Vee - as ability to convert single herbal curative to 9/9 healing potion - now does similar but creates a Blade Venom potion.

Bee Oscene - a nod to the Marylin Manson song lyrics - acts as a Repel Life (as so many people hate MM)

Bee Eater - immunity to poisons and potions for 5 minutes

Queen Bee - physical befriend/beguile as you are the ultimate being in the hive

Royal Jelly - like mystic honey but better

Hives - opponent loses weapon masteries due to uncontrollable itching

There's a sting in the tail - once a day can choose any suitable Unholy Champion innate


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Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k
Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k
Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts
Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k
Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k

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post Jan 30 2016, 11:39 PM
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Bee, Bee, See - 2 bees go forth and act as Farsee or spirit of seeing




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Tubbs (Fated Friar)
Shugoki (250pts Amlesian ogre magi warrior of the jewel)
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giles
post Jan 30 2016, 11:52 PM
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I still think Bee-Were - only harmed by silver - is a winner.
Flight of the Bumblebee - Walk on Air @will - must wear wings
Bee Geas - Anyone killing you takes a mantic avenging spirit
Voice of the Beehive - Mass Control Bee@will
Let It Bee - removes a domination effect/ends a rage
Hiver - gains Winter Elf innates in winter

There's probably more

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dhurrell
post Jan 31 2016, 08:16 AM
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Bee careful - three additional ocelli (primitive eyes) give char advanced warning of threats. As per combat way 6 levels, but must be phys repped. May purchase additional skills levels as scout.

Bee-longing - neutrality to bee based animal types. May not harm unless in purest self-defence.

Bee-have - 1/day acts as per pacification one target not immune to flesh and blood who could reasonably be won over with a pot full of honey.

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post Jan 31 2016, 10:05 AM
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Bee line... pjysical lightstep
Bee little ... intimidation
Bee gone.... vanish animate
Buzzing... hyperaction
Bee lieve... remove fear/paralisys
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post Jan 31 2016, 10:13 AM
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Bee quick or bee dead - double DAC whilst running away (as goblin)
Bee at one with nature - med burst of EP
Bee Quiet - makes no sound so does not come up on sensitive hearing or trigger statues etc
Bee-tle - Innate PAC3 from hard exoskeleton or can carry at strength 3 if only carrying and not fighting or running


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Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k
Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts
Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k
Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k

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post Jan 31 2016, 02:53 PM
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To be, or not to be, this is the question: - physical comm 1
beleaf defines reality: gains one new evocation onto list at the start of the day because I always had it reall.
Waggle dance: - a physical psychic crush, opponent cannot move while bee Druid is dancing
Bee sting: Evocation, as avenging spirit on the target, costs 10%
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post Jan 31 2016, 02:58 PM
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Bee Bee Bee: Respends as worst possible spend for your points


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QUOTE(Helsvell @ Oct 19 2010, 07:29 AM) *
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post Jan 31 2016, 03:04 PM
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Half a Bee* - 50% off everything, but pays double for all abilities.









*Well done if you get this reference.
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post Jan 31 2016, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(StuartEaston @ Jan 31 2016, 03:04 PM) *
Half a Bee* - 50% off everything, but pays double for all abilities.

*Well done if you get this reference.


I now have the Monty Python song in my head, damn you Easton!

In small token of revenge I offer the following -

Beeyonce - 1 /day gains a self heal as powermaster after performing the Single Ladies dance (I have every confidence Kev will now find a way to justify applying for this)

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post Jan 31 2016, 09:26 PM
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To Bee or not to Bee

Like a gaseous form but you turn into bees.

[Edit] Just noticed someone else got to this before me
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post Jan 31 2016, 09:27 PM
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MacHiver- gains any one tinkerer skill for the day.


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post Jan 31 2016, 09:47 PM
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Very childish but

Boo-bees - two giant round bees pop out - cause fear

Fris-bee - hand thrown weapon



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General Arkus (Toy Soldier Mystic)
Rangar (YO YO - Vitae bleeder)
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post Feb 1 2016, 12:48 AM
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"The Bees-Knees" as per illusions of grandeur, but can be cast on yourself because you really are great... Or possibly glamour or even awe?

"Bee-zerk" someone squished one of your bees! 50% rage against them.

"Bee-lieber" mass cause fear (including you) as your bees start to sing Justin Bieber karaoke.

"Zom-bees" your bees all have 1 hit returners.

"Let's bee friends" physical befriend

"Buzz off" repel life

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Jasper
post Feb 1 2016, 10:36 AM
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I can't beelieve this is still going on.


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ethuil
post Feb 1 2016, 10:37 AM
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These are still not as good as Travelling the World Bee.


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post Feb 1 2016, 11:06 AM
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Bee-have you lot.
Some alternatives biggrin.gif

Spelling Bee - gains read languages.
Waggle dance - by performing a waggle dance get a "lucky idea" of the direction and distance of an object they are looking for
Queen Bee - well equiped Mystic honey


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Flint - Ratfolk "warrior"
Huskar - The KRAKAN
Boglo - Weapons Priest
Borin - Elder Fey Blue Mage
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post Feb 1 2016, 11:10 AM
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Bee Bee Gun: Target takes 2 oaken spears unless neutral to animals.

I'm a Bee-liever: Can now use true believer innates to cast creeping swarm

The Bee Tells: EP major prayers

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