The Hero of Silverthorn, (being sung in dubious taverns across the South of the Empire) |
The Hero of Silverthorn, (being sung in dubious taverns across the South of the Empire) |
Jun 2 2018, 09:45 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 5,234 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 39 |
Now gather ye round for the story of Shank,
Who claims to be useless and thick as a plank, But folk all around owe their loves and their lives To his sharp goblin wit and his sharp goblin knives For he’s Shank, Shank, the Hero of Silverthorn! Let’s all thank, thank the Hero of Silverthorn! The demon stood proud in its maggoty pit, An’ the rest of us paused cos we really was frit, But Shank he stepped up an’ he muttered a spell And in no time at all he’d returned it to Hell <Chorus> Ol’ Shank weaved his words like a silver-tongued snake, An’ the hobgoblins’ will, well it started to break, The first swears an oath to the Spider-arcane, An’ the others met death in his torrent of pain <Chorus> Now by wards we was trapped, it was looking quite rough, Being beaten by sylphs who were really too tough, But Shank bends the Silver drake right to his will, An’ in no time at all dragged us out of the swill <Chorus> So if ever you’re stuck and all hope has been lost, And the fight is demanding the ultimate cost, You’ll find your way safe to your kids and your wives With his sharp goblin wit and his sharp goblin knives For he’s Shank, Shank, the Hero of Silverthorn! And we’ve drank, drank to the Hero of Silverthorn! |
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Jun 2 2018, 10:03 PM
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Heldsman Group: Members Posts: 755 Joined: 16-July 10 From: Caterham Member No.: 1,568 |
Good old Shank, always ready to face any daemonic threat head on.
I'll raise a cup to the hero of Silverthorn. Paulo. -------------------- Will Hudson
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Jun 3 2018, 08:41 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 26-January 16 Member No.: 4,677 |
Pumpkin..... You are going to get me dead!
Shank |
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Jun 3 2018, 11:06 AM
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Post Police Group: Members Posts: 11,989 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Dartford Member No.: 38 |
Hero eh
Baiter -------------------- |
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Jun 3 2018, 12:52 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 26-January 16 Member No.: 4,677 |
No no no no! Not a hero......
Shank |
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Jun 3 2018, 02:56 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 3,848 Joined: 2-December 07 From: London Member No.: 198 |
Happy to help... "Twinkle" -------------------- Fi
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Jun 4 2018, 08:33 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,617 Joined: 14-April 12 From: under a rock Member No.: 2,327 |
(OC - so pleased to see songs being written in Laby - gives it such a wonderful atmosphere)
-------------------- Marcos
Lucien Hollowfall - Phoenix Warlock Flint - Ratfolk "warrior" Huskar - The KRAKAN Boglo - Weapons Priest Borin - Elder Fey Blue Mage |
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Jun 7 2018, 03:34 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 26-January 16 Member No.: 4,677 |
Pumpkin!
I woke up this morning with a dagger sticking out of my leg! I blame you for this. Shank |
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Jun 8 2018, 05:48 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 18-October 14 Member No.: 3,966 |
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Jun 8 2018, 10:46 AM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 5,234 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 39 |
It weren't in your face tho, was it? There's always a good side to everyfink what happens if you looks for it.
An' it weren't me, guv. You can't prove nuffink. Pumpkin |
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Jun 8 2018, 11:26 AM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,930 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 98 |
Deffo not me.... the dagger not all cheweded.
Want me to healzes it for yous? I get to keep the metals? Cheesy. |
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Jun 8 2018, 12:57 PM
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Levy Group: Members Posts: 148 Joined: 29-January 17 From: London Member No.: 5,213 |
Ah Pumpkin so good to see you pen a fine lyric to our friend Shank!
A true hero you are Shank!! Da!! a true hero! |
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Jun 20 2018, 08:08 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,523 Joined: 5-December 07 Member No.: 208 |
Aye it is true: Shank is a hero!
He even denies it like only a real hero can! Hamish |
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Jun 21 2018, 07:25 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 26-January 16 Member No.: 4,677 |
Yes this is right. All young goblins should be just like me.
Walk like me, talk like me. Just don't give a [----] like me. I espeshaly like killing elves. It's the pop sound then make as they turn into magic. Once you pop you just can't stop. So listen up kids. Kill an elf today and be just like the hero of Silverthorn. Shank |
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Jun 21 2018, 07:49 AM
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Levy Group: Members Posts: 148 Joined: 29-January 17 From: London Member No.: 5,213 |
'And there's a million of Goblins just like Shank, Who cuss like Shank,
who just don't give a f*** like Shank, who dress like Shank Walk, talk and act like Shank, and just might be the next best thing, But not quite SHANK!!' (Shank drops daggers and boldly walks off!!!) -------------------- -----------------
Roberto Kato Nsung - Scout Ry'dihan - Red Wizard Halphas - Ggrutuck Warrior/Spirit Warrior Magmus - Troll Warrior Lao Tzu - Pure Priest |
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Jun 21 2018, 09:29 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 18-October 14 Member No.: 3,966 |
Who’z Shank?
Sowndz lyk a plank. Goblinz belong in da shadows, not da lemonlite. Dey see u comin’ den Taki |
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Jun 21 2018, 10:54 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 26-January 16 Member No.: 4,677 |
Who let taki out??????
All this song business is getting me in trouble. I won't forget this!!! Shank |
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Jun 21 2018, 11:47 AM
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Post Police Group: Members Posts: 11,989 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Dartford Member No.: 38 |
Who let taki out?????? All this song business is getting me in trouble. I won't forget this!!! Shank Sounds like this Pumpkin is causing you problems Maybe you need to remove the problem Baiter -------------------- |
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Jun 21 2018, 01:02 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 26-January 16 Member No.: 4,677 |
He is very useful atm. And we seem to be on Many of the same hires.
Shank |
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Jun 21 2018, 01:21 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 5,234 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 39 |
I ain't done nuffink. You can't prove nuffink!
Shank is a great goblin, and does all the goblinny things just like a goblin should. Pumpkin |
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