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 Aug 8 2019, 11:30 AM
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 Legend  Group: Members Posts: 3,493 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Petts Wood Member No.: 62  |
A completely unofficial myths update, i can offer no facts, some events may hold about 5% truth.
The party arrived at the site, via the classic lamb and flag lunch for pre site beers, everyone was full of keen and raring to go... without looking at the MASSIVE hill they would have to climb..possibly twice. After rooms were divided (Carlo took charge) the drinks were broken out. Much was taken in, the monsters encouraging this to make their days easier. Day one: Time in at 0600 am, the smallest and most dangerous monster was sent into the house....The Covington.. he got 2 deaths, unconfirmed whom. Upon some quick restoring to life's the party set about destroying the DESTROYER... there was much walking, some more walking up and down the hills.... someone touched the electric fence, it was very comical. After a couple of hours, the monsters and party realised the massive weak link in the party...Ryan, he was quickly given the nickname form both sides 'the sponge'. Even know Ryan had been killed twice, the monsters didn't want him to keep dying, he was their source of constant enjoyment and ability to drain the party. The other party members were pulling their weight in other ways, Jericho was throwing around a lot of fire, quickly the monsters took 1/2 fire and just stopped listening, Una was healing, it had become a race between her and Penny. Thor was wishing the sponge hadn't come along, he was draining his power and making him sweat into his abundance of hair. Sonsoello was regularly updating the group that their buffs weren't working on him and he was all alone. Radah had quickly decided the destroyer wasn't the biggest problem for the week, the big problem was having a hangover and listening the Darren's annoying accent. He quickly scryed to find a ritual to change his voice and this was the new focus. Henry hope had only been seen 3 times in the entire day, twice carrying a massive bag saying 'SWAG' and the third casting pacification on Ryan accidentally to remove his rages... he died. Mark Dallen's only words of the event so far was, Flaming destruction. The food was amazing, everyone went to bed with smiles on their face. Day Two: A few morning deaths before breakfast, by a few, all of the KoTL and the items have blown up. The monsters are slowly getting bored of hitting Ryan, even know he is a SPONGE. Breakfast cheered everyone up, a few hashbrowns and bacon can make everything better. The breakfast of champions was popped, the morning had started properly... -------------------- Lord Knight problems... Contact Stacey. I'm free!
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Aug 8 2019, 11:51 AM
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Militiaman Group: Members Posts: 737 Joined: 8-March 10 From: Bromley Member No.: 1,410 |
Thanks Dave!!!
Reading this at work has actually helped improve my day. Even at 95% possible fiction it was still fun to read! -------------------- Tristan - Angel of the Virtues - Imrazil's Champion.
Slinky - Grizzled Black Orc - Axe Wielder. Vambrael - Angel - Warrior Priest of Michael. |
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Aug 8 2019, 11:58 AM
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 Legend Group: Members Posts: 5,166 Joined: 28-March 08 From: Ottershaw Member No.: 446 |
Brilliant
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Aug 8 2019, 12:09 PM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,756 Joined: 2-February 10 From: Guildford Member No.: 1,355 |
It all sounds so believable. Thanks Dave
-------------------- Andy
...................................... Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k 'It can't rain all the time!' |
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Aug 8 2019, 12:14 PM
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 Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,138 Joined: 24-December 07 Member No.: 263 |
Haha very interesting, great fiction... believe me I wish I could say more
But I was specifically asked by ref only to post what he sanctioned. So sorry if that is irritating people, but it’s just the way it is. If you not happy about it, guess it’s just tough.... And I am sure someone else who does not care about ref Wishes can provide the info you seek, but it won’t be me, -------------------- Sarah Williams
Characters Queen Gerehax (Dwarven Queen) 27k Tweegle - Jade crusader of Michael 15k (not a thief or a liar) Sushi Panama - Panther Spirit 13k Tetsu Ko - Chieftain raging bear tribe 9k Lantolas - Paladin of frozen tiger tribe 2k Ganbaru - Kensai of Chisana Nezumi clan 1.5k |
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Aug 8 2019, 01:10 PM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,756 Joined: 2-February 10 From: Guildford Member No.: 1,355 |
No one is irritated and we love to hear the sanctioned info
Thank you Sarah -------------------- Andy
...................................... Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k 'It can't rain all the time!' |
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Aug 8 2019, 01:27 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,138 Joined: 24-December 07 Member No.: 263 |
Cheers 😀
QUOTE(fatteacher @ Aug 8 2019, 02:10 PM)  No one is irritated and we love to hear the sanctioned info Thank you Sarah -------------------- Sarah Williams
Characters Queen Gerehax (Dwarven Queen) 27k Tweegle - Jade crusader of Michael 15k (not a thief or a liar) Sushi Panama - Panther Spirit 13k Tetsu Ko - Chieftain raging bear tribe 9k Lantolas - Paladin of frozen tiger tribe 2k Ganbaru - Kensai of Chisana Nezumi clan 1.5k |
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Aug 8 2019, 01:43 PM
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 Deity Group: Members Posts: 12,513 Joined: 10-November 07 Member No.: 25 |
Just keep 'em coming nice and regular.
I hear Hoz has cried off the hill today due to knackering his knee yesterday. I can empathise 110% on that one. BBB -------------------- Grey's Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice...
PS, Yes, I know my PM Box is full. Email me instead... (Which you can do through the forums email) |
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Aug 8 2019, 02:54 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,138 Joined: 24-December 07 Member No.: 263 |
Those hills are killers, I remember many a struggle with them.....too much for me QUOTE(BBB @ Aug 8 2019, 02:43 PM) Just keep 'em coming nice and regular. I hear Hoz has cried off the hill today due to knackering his knee yesterday. I can empathise 110% on that one. BBB -------------------- Sarah Williams
Characters Queen Gerehax (Dwarven Queen) 27k Tweegle - Jade crusader of Michael 15k (not a thief or a liar) Sushi Panama - Panther Spirit 13k Tetsu Ko - Chieftain raging bear tribe 9k Lantolas - Paladin of frozen tiger tribe 2k Ganbaru - Kensai of Chisana Nezumi clan 1.5k |
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Aug 8 2019, 03:33 PM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,756 Joined: 2-February 10 From: Guildford Member No.: 1,355 |
Is Miles reffing the whole event solo? The man is a machine!
-------------------- Andy
...................................... Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k 'It can't rain all the time!' |
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Aug 8 2019, 06:08 PM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,756 Joined: 2-February 10 From: Guildford Member No.: 1,355 |
Dave, can we have another unofficial write up following the update on deaths please? Love the humour!
-------------------- Andy
...................................... Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k 'It can't rain all the time!' |
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Aug 8 2019, 06:26 PM
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 Legend Group: Members Posts: 3,810 Joined: 25-November 07 Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(Sarah @ Aug 8 2019, 03:54 PM) Those hills are killers, I remember many a struggle with them.....too much for me It was the thistles Sarah. Those damned thistles. :-) |
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Aug 8 2019, 06:31 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,138 Joined: 24-December 07 Member No.: 263 |
Oh yes, those damn thistles....never forgotten
QUOTE(TimTreadwell @ Aug 8 2019, 07:26 PM) It was the thistles Sarah. Those damned thistles. :-) -------------------- Sarah Williams
Characters Queen Gerehax (Dwarven Queen) 27k Tweegle - Jade crusader of Michael 15k (not a thief or a liar) Sushi Panama - Panther Spirit 13k Tetsu Ko - Chieftain raging bear tribe 9k Lantolas - Paladin of frozen tiger tribe 2k Ganbaru - Kensai of Chisana Nezumi clan 1.5k |
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Aug 8 2019, 07:49 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 3,493 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Petts Wood Member No.: 62 |
Next write up around 1500 tomorrow.
Can’t rush it -------------------- Lord Knight problems... Contact Stacey. I'm free!
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Aug 9 2019, 10:55 AM
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 Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,365 Joined: 22-February 14 From: Sidcup Member No.: 3,369 |
Great fun, I am looking forward to the next one!
-------------------- Richard Eden (Possibly human maybe a vampire)
General Arkus (Toy Soldier Mystic) Rangar (YO YO - Vitae bleeder) Ref (Garden of Eden) |
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Aug 9 2019, 11:44 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,431 Joined: 1-May 13 Member No.: 2,812 |
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Aug 10 2019, 11:30 PM
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 Legend Group: Members Posts: 4,492 Joined: 26-November 07 From: London Member No.: 158 |
I mean, this wasn't far wrong
QUOTE(Dave @ Aug 8 2019, 12:30 PM) A completely unofficial myths update, i can offer no facts, some events may hold about 5% truth. The party arrived at the site, via the classic lamb and flag lunch for pre site beers, everyone was full of keen and raring to go... without looking at the MASSIVE hill they would have to climb..possibly twice. After rooms were divided (Carlo took charge) the drinks were broken out. Much was taken in, the monsters encouraging this to make their days easier. Day one: Time in at 0600 am, the smallest and most dangerous monster was sent into the house....The Covington.. he got 2 deaths, unconfirmed whom. Upon some quick restoring to life's the party set about destroying the DESTROYER... there was much walking, some more walking up and down the hills.... someone touched the electric fence, it was very comical. After a couple of hours, the monsters and party realised the massive weak link in the party...Ryan, he was quickly given the nickname form both sides 'the sponge'. Even know Ryan had been killed twice, the monsters didn't want him to keep dying, he was their source of constant enjoyment and ability to drain the party. The other party members were pulling their weight in other ways, Jericho was throwing around a lot of fire, quickly the monsters took 1/2 fire and just stopped listening, Una was healing, it had become a race between her and Penny. Thor was wishing the sponge hadn't come along, he was draining his power and making him sweat into his abundance of hair. Sonsoello was regularly updating the group that their buffs weren't working on him and he was all alone. Radah had quickly decided the destroyer wasn't the biggest problem for the week, the big problem was having a hangover and listening the Darren's annoying accent. He quickly scryed to find a ritual to change his voice and this was the new focus. Henry hope had only been seen 3 times in the entire day, twice carrying a massive bag saying 'SWAG' and the third casting pacification on Ryan accidentally to remove his rages... he died. Mark Dallen's only words of the event so far was, Flaming destruction. The food was amazing, everyone went to bed with smiles on their face. Day Two: A few morning deaths before breakfast, by a few, all of the KoTL and the items have blown up. The monsters are slowly getting bored of hitting Ryan, even know he is a SPONGE. Breakfast cheered everyone up, a few hashbrowns and bacon can make everything better. The breakfast of champions was popped, the morning had started properly... -------------------- Will Power - will@labyrinthe.co.uk
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Aug 11 2019, 02:10 PM
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 Heldsman Group: Members Posts: 789 Joined: 17-February 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 873 |
Brilliant write up who is Dave? the original poster of these had me in stitches lol.
-------------------- Hoz
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Aug 11 2019, 04:48 PM
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Militiaman Group: Members Posts: 268 Joined: 28-January 16 Member No.: 4,686 |
Stotesbury
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Aug 11 2019, 05:46 PM
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 Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,360 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Epsom Member No.: 71 |
Dave ryder
-------------------- "I used to be normal, but I found the cure"
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