Phil Branscombe |
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Jul 19 2012, 11:42 AM
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Heldsman Group: Members Posts: 789 Joined: 17-February 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 873 |
Is an Iranian. Not half Iranian but a full on Iranian.
-------------------- Hoz
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Jul 19 2012, 11:58 AM
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Heldsman Group: Members Posts: 789 Joined: 17-February 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 873 |
Just to qualify that comment.
I mentioned to Phil that his daughter is in the right age range to be a possible and potential wife for my son, he mentioned that if my son was willing to wait till he was 35, then he would be happy to introduce his daughter him when she was 30... Yes that officially makes him an iranian. -------------------- Hoz
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Jul 19 2012, 12:03 PM
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Avatar Group: Members Posts: 6,031 Joined: 23-June 08 From: Essex Member No.: 574 |
Just to qualify that comment. I mentioned to Phil that his daughter is in the right age range to be a possible and potential wife for my son, he mentioned that if my son was willing to wait till he was 35, then he would be happy to introduce his daughter him when she was 30... Yes that officially makes him an iranian. Introduction at 30, he'll probably let them start courting by 40... |
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Jul 19 2012, 12:07 PM
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Deity Group: Members Posts: 12,462 Joined: 10-November 07 Member No.: 25 |
Shotgun, rocking chair and wooden porch for Mr Branscombe...
BBB -------------------- Grey's Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice...
PS, Yes, I know my PM Box is full. Email me instead... (Which you can do through the forums email) |
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Jul 19 2012, 12:19 PM
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Post Police Group: Members Posts: 11,989 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Dartford Member No.: 38 |
Introduction at 30, he'll probably let them start courting by 40... Which is wholesome and appropriate -------------------- |
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Jul 19 2012, 12:39 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 4,081 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 68 |
30, sounds downright permissive to me.
The thing is, you need a licence to buy a shotgun. Whereas you can get an axe from B & Q without even a beep from the self-service till. Giles. |
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Jul 19 2012, 12:45 PM
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Arch-Enemy Group: Members Posts: 6,236 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 40 |
30, sounds downright permissive to me. The thing is, you need a licence to buy a shotgun. Whereas you can get an axe from B & Q without even a beep from the self-service till. Giles. Not true; the check out manager needs to verify that you are over 18, like with alcohol. J -------------------- No of course I won't ref. Are you mad?
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Jul 19 2012, 12:48 PM
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Avatar Group: Members Posts: 6,031 Joined: 23-June 08 From: Essex Member No.: 574 |
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Jul 19 2012, 12:51 PM
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Buy the axe and the alcohol at the same time for reasons of efficiency.
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Jul 19 2012, 12:58 PM
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Post Police Group: Members Posts: 11,989 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Dartford Member No.: 38 |
Buy the axe and the alcohol at the same time for reasons of efficiency. Along with Super glue and anything with propellant or solvent -------------------- |
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Jul 19 2012, 01:44 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,146 Joined: 8-April 09 From: Brighton Member No.: 954 |
30? I am not even letting my little girl go out until she is 30!
-------------------- John - Real life fat guy.
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Jul 19 2012, 01:44 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,146 Joined: 8-April 09 From: Brighton Member No.: 954 |
30? I am not even letting my little girl go out until she is 30!
-------------------- John - Real life fat guy.
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Jul 19 2012, 01:47 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 5,234 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 39 |
To try to moderate my fatherly instincts I try to inform myself by using a variety of appropriate and measured parenting DVDs.
Like Kick Ass. Stuart |
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Jul 19 2012, 01:49 PM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,781 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 87 |
Well funny as it seems both of my girls know that at the age of 30 that can start dating and at the age of 35 they can even hold hands.
Speaking more on the truthful side my oldest will not bring her boyfriends home to meet me for some reason and Jack Cotter is barred for life from going anywhere near my girls forever. Iain |
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Jul 19 2012, 01:51 PM
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Post Police Group: Members Posts: 11,989 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Dartford Member No.: 38 |
Jack Cotter is barred for life from going anywhere near my girls forever. Barred for life, forever. Double harsh. -------------------- |
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Jul 19 2012, 02:10 PM
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Deity Group: Members Posts: 12,462 Joined: 10-November 07 Member No.: 25 |
-------------------- Grey's Law: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice...
PS, Yes, I know my PM Box is full. Email me instead... (Which you can do through the forums email) |
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Jul 19 2012, 02:36 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 4,081 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 68 |
Not true; the check out manager needs to verify that you are over 18, like with alcohol. J I was in B&Q yesterday (not buying an axe) - the check out 'manager' was eleven (I am exaggerating) and didn't treally understand what was going on (not exaggerating). Fortunately I am over 18. Giles. |
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Jul 19 2012, 02:47 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,548 Joined: 27-July 08 From: Medway Member No.: 608 |
So glad I have 2 sons
Si -------------------- Thade - Ebony Fire Winter Rogue / Ebony & Jade Wizard
Gast - Mantic Chromatic Immortal Half Elf Wizard Geist - Iron & Empire Dark Spirit of Glass Hiro - Definitely not an Assassin Skarlon - Tryst Noclo Warrior with Spirit innates Simon - St Michael Paladin |
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Jul 19 2012, 06:30 PM
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You should probably keep cotter away from them too
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Jul 19 2012, 06:36 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,513 Joined: 24-November 07 From: Eastbourne Member No.: 135 |
i have now spent a life time to prepare for this moment. what moment the one where a Boy/man knocks on my door and asks for my daughter even at 30-40...
the prep.. 1) 25 yrs Muay Thai = 1 blk belt plus some little tags, 2) 20 yrs Lau Gar (Kung Fu) family style no belt move up wen u beat the next in line up !! 3) Trained thanks to our loverly goverment on how to hurt (err i mean control people) and leave no marks and if i do know what to say.... 4) have a house with a lake outside the back Door. of course none of the above statement is true, and im in an old and decrepid state and would not have the strength or abilty to hurt anyone, and the CCTV on that day was broken he never came to my house. Jay -------------------- Jay
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