Hateful Hylosian Betrayal!, Breaking News (real, not fake!) |
Hateful Hylosian Betrayal!, Breaking News (real, not fake!) |
Mar 25 2017, 08:37 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,710 Joined: 28-February 09 From: Woodford Green Member No.: 891 |
By Sid Snout
Ex-reporter for the Primal Times & aspiring biographer to the Empress. Sex Triangle! A Knight of the Land spurned! Inquisitional noses in the trough An astonishing clandestine meeting in Halgar's Heraldic Palace The miserly Mennihaft begging for Grulls (AGAIN) A story with the Empress in it! Close personal relatives of reliable sources managed to get information to this reporter of an astonishing clandestine meeting in Halgar this past Februar. This meeting would have the cream of the noble crop in attendance. Ever popular 'it' girl Penny Winterhaven,21, and her (much older) husband Kenobi Winterhaven,97, drew up in a carriage driven by Lord lacklustre Tai,17, (Nice but dim). Tai looked on forlornly, presumably feeling quite sorry for himself since he was unceremoniously cast aside by the insatiable Ice Mistress Winterhaven, first for Lord Gimply,indeterminable, of Knights fame and now for a much older (but likely far more interesting) Kenobi. Donkeying Polyamorous Penny jumped down from the carriage with the vim and vigour of a Shnizzle addicted 'it' girl, Kenobi was easily recognisable by his pronounced limp brought on by a Cleric-resisting strain of Hobbit Gout. Heroic This reporter was watching hidden from a window disguised as a lowly peon brought in to be laughed at and abused purely for being poor...and also to serve wine and Shnizzle to the attending nobility. I was taking a grave risk, discovery lurked around every corner but I knew I was onto something that could not go unreported, something the citizens of Primus had a right to know...something I call...The TRUTH! Assassins As more and more guests arrived conversations began in earnest. Many of the assembled Mennihaft were obsessed with discussions about empty Halgar coffers, bled dry by the Inquisitions regularly redacted and insatiable expenses claims (More on this and Lord Inquisitor Nexus's Moat dredging at-your-cost, later) Sex Triangle Slithering through the back door was Maxinder Hylos, accompanied by a young lady with dark hair in a flowing purple dress with silver butterflies. Then came the Warlord, along with our most beloved and beautiful Empress. A mysterious man in a flowing green robe was with them. Obviously the Mennihaft were after cash from the nobility to refill the Halgar coffers and our most glorious and beloved Empress had been petitioned to attend clearly in an effort to seek her financial aid to cover the Inquisitions skimming! The real story, dear readers, is yet to come. It is for me, Sidney Snout to tell you about the malevolent Maxinder! This reporter saw the Empress leaving with the most Unholy Evil Priest, and leader of the 28th Imperial Legion, Maxinder Hylos! Can it be that this Unholy Villain has won the heart of our most virtuous and glorious Empress? What is far more likely is that he has coerced her by holding Primus to ransom. A close personal relative source of the Hylos family suggested that he had plans to rule Primus and repeal the accord of Night and Day! He means to bring Primus to the brink of WAR! What does his evil plan mean for our Empress? Peronialia Hylos has been approached for a comment but has thus far remained unavailable. I judge her guilty by her silence! This reporter will continue to investigate, the truth will out! -------------------- Neil.
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