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Onasuma
post Jan 30 2016, 10:08 PM
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So... Ive got this druid who has the bee talisman and very clearly needs more ridiculous bee themed abilities. Obviously Ive already got a bee-turner, but I need far more puns to fill up the bottoms of points app sheets with sensible abilities on them.

Giles has already offered Bee-Arthur as a Golden (girls) Golem which I think might be hard to beat, but I do challenge you to beat it.

(I guess Id also accept offers of sensible bee themed abilities, but Im not sure they're as much fun...)

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post Jan 30 2016, 10:28 PM
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All of the awful puns created by the beeple from the Whitehaven dungeon


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post Jan 30 2016, 10:30 PM
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Bee Vee - as ability to convert single herbal curative to 9/9 healing potion - now does similar but creates a Blade Venom potion.

Bee Oscene - a nod to the Marylin Manson song lyrics - acts as a Repel Life (as so many people hate MM)

Bee Eater - immunity to poisons and potions for 5 minutes

Queen Bee - physical befriend/beguile as you are the ultimate being in the hive

Royal Jelly - like mystic honey but better

Hives - opponent loses weapon masteries due to uncontrollable itching

There's a sting in the tail - once a day can choose any suitable Unholy Champion innate


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post Jan 30 2016, 11:39 PM
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Bee, Bee, See - 2 bees go forth and act as Farsee or spirit of seeing




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Tubbs (750pts Border Friar)
Shugoki (250pts Amlesian ogre magi warrior of the jewel)
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post Jan 30 2016, 11:52 PM
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I still think Bee-Were - only harmed by silver - is a winner.
Flight of the Bumblebee - Walk on Air @will - must wear wings
Bee Geas - Anyone killing you takes a mantic avenging spirit
Voice of the Beehive - Mass Control Bee@will
Let It Bee - removes a domination effect/ends a rage
Hiver - gains Winter Elf innates in winter

There's probably more

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post Jan 31 2016, 08:16 AM
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Bee careful - three additional ocelli (primitive eyes) give char advanced warning of threats. As per combat way 6 levels, but must be phys repped. May purchase additional skills levels as scout.

Bee-longing - neutrality to bee based animal types. May not harm unless in purest self-defence.

Bee-have - 1/day acts as per pacification one target not immune to flesh and blood who could reasonably be won over with a pot full of honey.

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post Jan 31 2016, 10:05 AM
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Bee line... pjysical lightstep
Bee little ... intimidation
Bee gone.... vanish animate
Buzzing... hyperaction
Bee lieve... remove fear/paralisys


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post Jan 31 2016, 10:13 AM
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Bee quick or bee dead - double DAC whilst running away (as goblin)
Bee at one with nature - med burst of EP
Bee Quiet - makes no sound so does not come up on sensitive hearing or trigger statues etc
Bee-tle - Innate PAC3 from hard exoskeleton or can carry at strength 3 if only carrying and not fighting or running


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post Jan 31 2016, 02:53 PM
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To be, or not to be, this is the question: - physical comm 1
beleaf defines reality: gains one new evocation onto list at the start of the day because I always had it reall.
Waggle dance: - a physical psychic crush, opponent cannot move while bee Druid is dancing
Bee sting: Evocation, as avenging spirit on the target, costs 10%
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post Jan 31 2016, 02:58 PM
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Bee Bee Bee: Respends as worst possible spend for your points


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post Jan 31 2016, 03:04 PM
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Half a Bee* - 50% off everything, but pays double for all abilities.









*Well done if you get this reference.
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post Jan 31 2016, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(StuartEaston @ Jan 31 2016, 03:04 PM) *
Half a Bee* - 50% off everything, but pays double for all abilities.

*Well done if you get this reference.


I now have the Monty Python song in my head, damn you Easton!

In small token of revenge I offer the following -

Beeyonce - 1 /day gains a self heal as powermaster after performing the Single Ladies dance (I have every confidence Kev will now find a way to justify applying for this)

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post Jan 31 2016, 09:26 PM
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To Bee or not to Bee

Like a gaseous form but you turn into bees.

[Edit] Just noticed someone else got to this before me


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post Jan 31 2016, 09:27 PM
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MacHiver- gains any one tinkerer skill for the day.


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Hi, I'm Conor. My currently played characters are:

Bek, goblin assassin, 775 points.
Randall Lyghtwood, human Shaehan pure priest, 844 points.
Lord Zacharius Ward, noble human blue warlock, 545 points.
Kazan Junichi, crane clane kensai, 170 points.
Errin 'Twiglet' the wood elf awakener, 209 points.

"Bek is like a lime, green and bitter."
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post Jan 31 2016, 09:47 PM
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Very childish but

Boo-bees - two giant round bees pop out - cause fear

Fris-bee - hand thrown weapon



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Rangar (THE Champion of Light) 6,250pts
General Arkus (Mystic) 1050pt - Big Hat
Baltar (Ggrutuck Warrior) 450pts of naughty
Warf (Ggrutuck Artificer) 100pt - Massive Horns
Twitch (Twilight Elf) 100pt - Twitchy and useless
Strike 100pts of I am not telling but no he is not an AP
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post Feb 1 2016, 12:48 AM
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"The Bees-Knees" as per illusions of grandeur, but can be cast on yourself because you really are great... Or possibly glamour or even awe?

"Bee-zerk" someone squished one of your bees! 50% rage against them.

"Bee-lieber" mass cause fear (including you) as your bees start to sing Justin Bieber karaoke.

"Zom-bees" your bees all have 1 hit returners.

"Let's bee friends" physical befriend

"Buzz off" repel life

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post Feb 1 2016, 10:36 AM
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I can't beelieve this is still going on.


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post Feb 1 2016, 10:37 AM
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These are still not as good as Travelling the World Bee.


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post Feb 1 2016, 11:06 AM
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Bee-have you lot.
Some alternatives biggrin.gif

Spelling Bee - gains read languages.
Waggle dance - by performing a waggle dance get a "lucky idea" of the direction and distance of an object they are looking for
Queen Bee - well equiped Mystic honey


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Flint - Ratfolk "warrior"
Huskar - The KRAKAN
Boglo - Weapons Priest
Borin - Elder Fey Blue Mage
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post Feb 1 2016, 11:10 AM
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Bee Bee Gun: Target takes 2 oaken spears unless neutral to animals.

I'm a Bee-liever: Can now use true believer innates to cast creeping swarm

The Bee Tells: EP major prayers

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