Bee Puns, Who can waste the most points on nonsense? |
Bee Puns, Who can waste the most points on nonsense? |
Jan 30 2016, 10:08 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 3,718 Joined: 14-December 07 Member No.: 242 |
So... Ive got this druid who has the bee talisman and very clearly needs more ridiculous bee themed abilities. Obviously Ive already got a bee-turner, but I need far more puns to fill up the bottoms of points app sheets with sensible abilities on them.
Giles has already offered Bee-Arthur as a Golden (girls) Golem which I think might be hard to beat, but I do challenge you to beat it. (I guess Id also accept offers of sensible bee themed abilities, but Im not sure they're as much fun...) Pete Long |
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Jan 30 2016, 10:28 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 3,848 Joined: 2-December 07 From: London Member No.: 198 |
All of the awful puns created by the beeple from the Whitehaven dungeon ������
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Jan 30 2016, 10:30 PM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,756 Joined: 2-February 10 From: Guildford Member No.: 1,355 |
Bee Vee - as ability to convert single herbal curative to 9/9 healing potion - now does similar but creates a Blade Venom potion.
Bee Oscene - a nod to the Marylin Manson song lyrics - acts as a Repel Life (as so many people hate MM) Bee Eater - immunity to poisons and potions for 5 minutes Queen Bee - physical befriend/beguile as you are the ultimate being in the hive Royal Jelly - like mystic honey but better Hives - opponent loses weapon masteries due to uncontrollable itching There's a sting in the tail - once a day can choose any suitable Unholy Champion innate -------------------- Andy
...................................... Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k 'It can't rain all the time!' |
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Jan 30 2016, 11:39 PM
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Heldsman Group: Members Posts: 761 Joined: 19-February 08 Member No.: 388 |
Bee, Bee, See - 2 bees go forth and act as Farsee or spirit of seeing
-------------------- Nibs
Plays: [REDACTED] Tarkin (Black Seer) Tubbs (Fated Friar) Shugoki (250pts Amlesian ogre magi warrior of the jewel) |
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Jan 30 2016, 11:52 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 4,081 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 68 |
I still think Bee-Were - only harmed by silver - is a winner.
Flight of the Bumblebee - Walk on Air @will - must wear wings Bee Geas - Anyone killing you takes a mantic avenging spirit Voice of the Beehive - Mass Control Bee@will Let It Bee - removes a domination effect/ends a rage Hiver - gains Winter Elf innates in winter There's probably more Giles. |
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Jan 31 2016, 08:16 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,148 Joined: 18-October 14 Member No.: 3,966 |
Bee careful - three additional ocelli (primitive eyes) give char advanced warning of threats. As per combat way 6 levels, but must be phys repped. May purchase additional skills levels as scout.
Bee-longing - neutrality to bee based animal types. May not harm unless in purest self-defence. Bee-have - 1/day acts as per pacification one target not immune to flesh and blood who could reasonably be won over with a pot full of honey. Dave |
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Jan 31 2016, 10:05 AM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,052 Joined: 24-November 07 From: Royal Tunbridge Wells Member No.: 123 |
Bee line... pjysical lightstep
Bee little ... intimidation Bee gone.... vanish animate Buzzing... hyperaction Bee lieve... remove fear/paralisys |
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Jan 31 2016, 10:13 AM
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Hero Group: Members Posts: 2,756 Joined: 2-February 10 From: Guildford Member No.: 1,355 |
Bee quick or bee dead - double DAC whilst running away (as goblin)
Bee at one with nature - med burst of EP Bee Quiet - makes no sound so does not come up on sensitive hearing or trigger statues etc Bee-tle - Innate PAC3 from hard exoskeleton or can carry at strength 3 if only carrying and not fighting or running -------------------- Andy
...................................... Godric Snowsson - Warrior/Wizard/Warrior Priest - 7.8k Ginkgo Panama - Kensai/Warrior Priest - 4.9k Grandbow - Human Spirit Warrior - 663pts Noyen Nopac Zu - Snake Clan Monk - 1.9k Coconut (aka ‘Dead Ogre Walking’)- Half Ogre Warrior - 4k 'It can't rain all the time!' |
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Jan 31 2016, 02:53 PM
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Heldsman Group: Members Posts: 957 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Hampton Hill Member No.: 43 |
To be, or not to be, this is the question: - physical comm 1
beleaf defines reality: gains one new evocation onto list at the start of the day because I always had it reall. Waggle dance: - a physical psychic crush, opponent cannot move while bee Druid is dancing Bee sting: Evocation, as avenging spirit on the target, costs 10% |
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Jan 31 2016, 02:58 PM
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Post Police Group: Members Posts: 11,989 Joined: 23-November 07 From: Dartford Member No.: 38 |
Bee Bee Bee: Respends as worst possible spend for your points
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Jan 31 2016, 03:04 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,722 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 105 |
Half a Bee* - 50% off everything, but pays double for all abilities.
*Well done if you get this reference. |
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Jan 31 2016, 03:09 PM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 4,045 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 110 |
Half a Bee* - 50% off everything, but pays double for all abilities. *Well done if you get this reference. I now have the Monty Python song in my head, damn you Easton! In small token of revenge I offer the following - Beeyonce - 1 /day gains a self heal as powermaster after performing the Single Ladies dance (I have every confidence Kev will now find a way to justify applying for this) C |
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Jan 31 2016, 09:26 PM
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Group: Posts: 0 Joined: -- Member No.: 0 |
To Bee or not to Bee
Like a gaseous form but you turn into bees. [Edit] Just noticed someone else got to this before me |
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Jan 31 2016, 09:27 PM
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Militiaman Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 12-September 13 From: Chislehurst Member No.: 3,007 |
MacHiver- gains any one tinkerer skill for the day.
-------------------- Hi, I'm Conor. Also known as:
Lord Zacharius Ward, foppish blue warlock/duelist Lazlow von Lieblos, sanguine Circle pencil-pusher Randall Lyghtwood, fragile Shaehan pure priest Errin "Twiglet", spacey druidic wood elf awakener |
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Jan 31 2016, 09:47 PM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,365 Joined: 22-February 14 From: Sidcup Member No.: 3,369 |
Very childish but
Boo-bees - two giant round bees pop out - cause fear Fris-bee - hand thrown weapon -------------------- Richard Eden (Possibly human maybe a vampire)
General Arkus (Toy Soldier Mystic) Rangar (YO YO - Vitae bleeder) Ref (Garden of Eden) |
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Feb 1 2016, 12:48 AM
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Levy Group: Members Posts: 185 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 122 |
"The Bees-Knees" as per illusions of grandeur, but can be cast on yourself because you really are great... Or possibly glamour or even awe?
"Bee-zerk" someone squished one of your bees! 50% rage against them. "Bee-lieber" mass cause fear (including you) as your bees start to sing Justin Bieber karaoke. "Zom-bees" your bees all have 1 hit returners. "Let's bee friends" physical befriend "Buzz off" repel life Rob |
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Feb 1 2016, 10:36 AM
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Arch-Enemy Group: Members Posts: 6,236 Joined: 23-November 07 Member No.: 40 |
I can't beelieve this is still going on.
J -------------------- No of course I won't ref. Are you mad?
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Feb 1 2016, 10:37 AM
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Plot Dump NPC Group: Members Posts: 3,539 Joined: 2-May 08 From: Valinor Member No.: 495 |
These are still not as good as Travelling the World Bee.
-------------------- - Rebecca
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Feb 1 2016, 11:06 AM
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Mercenary Group: Members Posts: 1,617 Joined: 14-April 12 From: under a rock Member No.: 2,327 |
Bee-have you lot.
Some alternatives Spelling Bee - gains read languages. Waggle dance - by performing a waggle dance get a "lucky idea" of the direction and distance of an object they are looking for Queen Bee - well equiped Mystic honey -------------------- Marcos
Lucien Hollowfall - Phoenix Warlock Flint - Ratfolk "warrior" Huskar - The KRAKAN Boglo - Weapons Priest Borin - Elder Fey Blue Mage |
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Feb 1 2016, 11:10 AM
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Legend Group: Members Posts: 3,718 Joined: 14-December 07 Member No.: 242 |
Bee Bee Gun: Target takes 2 oaken spears unless neutral to animals.
I'm a Bee-liever: Can now use true believer innates to cast creeping swarm The Bee Tells: EP major prayers |
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